Total Medals Earned: 1,786 (From 273 different games.) Total Medal Score: 30,475 Points
Medals Earned: 9/10 (90/95 points)
The fastest route isn't always the best one.
I think you missed a step in there somewhere...
HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
Scorpion would be proud.
One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!
I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!
What were you doing?
Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!
LOOK out for PoolSharks.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)
Be ticklish
Get eaten
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 9/16 (260/475 points)
Glorious arrival
Pow!
Two of a kind
Fluffy pelts from sexy animals
Ha-ha!
The blade of King Morus' final battle!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Enjoying the beauty of nature
:)
Triumph of art
Love is everywhere
The quest continues
Sudden coronation
Medals Earned: 10/13 (325/460 points)
Defeat the boombox man
Defeat the 1337 agent and... "friends"
Defeat the A.T.P. engineer
Defeat Mag Agent: Torture
Defeat Sanford and Deimos
Defeat Sanford THEN Deimos
Medals Earned: 5/5 (135/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Defeat the boss and win the game!
Medals Earned: 3/10 (15/175 points)
Unlock your first door or elevator
Slay the Savior
Turn a wall into a door
Kill the Clown
Finish the game with 100% map explored
Medals Earned: 15/16 (380/480 points)
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)