Total Medals Earned: 1,786 (From 273 different games.) Total Medal Score: 30,475 Points
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/80 points)
Bounce with a wall for the first time
Get the first + sign
Bounce at least 5 times simultaneously
Collect at least 80 signs
Achieve 5000 experience points
Finish all game tests
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/185 points)
Reach Level 5!
Reach Level 10!
Finish the game!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 11/20 (55/190 points)
WHY ARE WE YELLING?!
Staring is caring! (Ssssss...)
He was probably just borrowing the plane anyway.
Go get 'em, Officer Adrian!
I SAID SORRY!
That would be least of my worries, if I were a zombie!
But there's something wrong!
I was never good at remembering names.
IGP is the b055!
Not the most appropriate thing to say!
That's a good way to end a conversation.
It's a trick question anyway!
Me want cookie!!
The ultimate sacrifice, if you ask me!
He has his nose back!
Don't be hatin'! Afros are hip, yo.
Aw, poor clown.
He's on channel 1337.
You're a very kind person!
It's all part of the game!
Medals Earned: 12/13 (355/365 points)
Meet the bear
Visit Gisbee
Survive a shipwreck
Ride a narwhal
Make it through the first trap unscathed
Complete the path of the Narwhal
Complete the path of the Spirit
Complete the path of the Wizard
Complete every path
Medals Earned: 5/5 (300/300 points)
Complete 20 levels
Complete 5 levels
Complete 15 levels
Complete 10 levels
Complete 25 levels
Medals Earned: 3/8 (100/340 points)
Use swipe attack on 15 people
Kill 100 humans
Use howl 6 times
Eat 10 hearts
Successfully decapitate 10 humans
Medals Earned: 8/8 (500/500 points)
You used the Spore Gun tres times!
You killed 3 guards with your bare hands! Cool!
You killed 3 guards with the Sniper Rifle!
You blew up 3 guards! Awesome sauce!
You killed off 5 guards! With Style!
You killed 3 guards with an AK assault rifle!
You beat the second Creative Kill Chamber! That's G!
You were killed 10 times by the CKC Corporation. Bummer.
Medals Earned: 22/22 (140/140 points)
Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.
Melt 100 castle pieces.
Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
Explode 100 castles pieces.
Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.
Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.
Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
Cover an enemy in acid.
Freeze 100 castle pieces.
Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
Kill the Jester last on any level.
Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
Burn 5 enemies in one shot.
Kill the king first on any level.
Burn 100 castle pieces.
Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.
Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.
Destroy 100 barrels.
Crush all castles
Get gold medals on all castles.
Medals Earned: 4/9 (50/240 points)
Quickly move down the mountain.
Flirt with death.
Unlock the goat costume. Baaa
Unlock the Fireman outfit.
Play the game many times in one session.
Jump on lava 15 times in a single game.
Reach a score of 1500
Unlock the Lederhosen outfit.
Unlock the Rockman outfit.
Medals Earned: 10/12 (175/300 points)
Defeat Marvin the Paranoid Android.
Complete the game and get the first ending. Don't worry, it doesn't affect your score.
Complete the game. Get the second ending.
Complete the game on Hell Mode!