Total Medals Earned: 1,786 (From 273 different games.) Total Medal Score: 30,475 Points
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 3/46 (20/490 points)
Play as a Wizard!
Use your Second Wind!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Play as a Blackguard!
Play as a Red Knight!
Play as an Avenger!
Play as a Lime Knight!
Play as an Enforcer!
Play as a Mercenary!
Play as a Saiyan!
Play as a Monk!
Play as a Paladin!
Play as an Esper!
Play as a Necromancer!
Play as an Oni!
Play as a Bard!
Play as a Ranger!
Play as a Warrior!
Play as a Darkfolk!
Play as a Druid!
Play as a Cleric!
Play as a Rogue!
Get 35 points in any stat
Assemble two Pieces of Time!
Get a 5th Tier Weapon!
Successfully play the Flute 3 times!
Reach the Second Area!
Get -3 in any stat!
Hold 10 Potions at Once!
Reach Level 10!
Get a Rune of Enragement!
Carry 350 Coins
Conquer the Arena!
Visit a Gachapon!
Reach the Third Area
Get a 5th Tier Equip!
Get an Orange Belt
Beat the game on Easy Difficulty
Beat the game on Medium Difficulty!
Beat the game on Nethack Difficulty!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/180 points)
Complete 5 levels
Complete 10 levels
Complete 20 levels
Complete all levels
Medals Earned: 9/15 (190/500 points)
speak to the Oracle.
defeat the first boss.
defeat the second boss
defeat the fourth boss.
defeat the third boss.
defeat the sixth boss.
defeat the seventh boss.
obtain a health pickup.
cut 10,000 blades of grass.
defeat the fifth boss.
Medals Earned: 9/10 (320/330 points)
Medals Earned: 3/5 (130/280 points)
Check out the Credits page!
Go through the whole intro without skipping.
Finish the game!
Finish the game without Lucia ever dying to traps or pits.
Finish the game without ever destroying the Orb.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Transplant all bones
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/120 points)
Shoot to Slender
Only 4 times more
Your face is better now
Found your weapon
Kill Slender
Use only 8 bullets to kill Slender
Medals Earned: 5/22 (25/165 points)
Survived 10 waves
Blew up a dead-alive donkey
Killed 200 Zombies
Got a x5 Multiplier
Got a x9 Multiplier
Coop shooter achieved highest level with assault rifles
Coop shooter achieved highest level with grenade launchers
Killed all 3 carriers
Killed 2000 Zombies
Killed 5000 Zombies
Coop shooter achieved highest level with lmgs
Got a x16 Multiplier
Coop shooter achieved highest level with shotguns
Coop shooter achieved highest level with the smg
Coop shooter achieved highest level with rifles
Leveled-up a weapon
Survived 20 waves
Destroyed the first game boss
Purchased all special weapons
Finished the game as Zanardi
Finished the game as Liza
Medals Earned: 3/5 (15/50 points)
Go to the Gameover Screen
Click on the [You May Also Like Pimple Madness] Button
Eat your first Green Snot
Eat 100 Snot
Win the game